I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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