- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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