- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

The Irish man was sober.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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