- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

I saw a shovel once.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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