Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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black people

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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69, hahaha

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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