a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Thanks

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Matty B

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Republicans

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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