- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Farts smell bad!

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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