- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What's up? A direction...

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

black people

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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