- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Vagina ass.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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