- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What's after 9/11? 9/12

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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