That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Gadaffi

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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