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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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