- Anti Joke

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Alex Eggbert

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Chayton