What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

knock knock who's there?

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

69, hahaha

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Drunk irish man

dislike this...please.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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