Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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who farted your mother

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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If you are my friend like it!

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Canada

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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