Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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obama

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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