Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Spinabifita

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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women outside of the kitchen

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