Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Potato

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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