- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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