- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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