- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Doorbell salesman.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

marshal sterio had sex

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

knock knock go away ok

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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