Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Murder me once, shame on you.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

motley crew

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

women's rights

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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