If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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obama

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Anti Joke

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