How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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