how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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women's rights.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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