Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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women playing football?

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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