What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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maddie latino

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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