A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Justin Beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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