- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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the real mccoy

God bless America, and no where else.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

My mom caught me masturbating.

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