How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Potato.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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