What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Women have the right to vote.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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