How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Civil Rights.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Women

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

Canada

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Canida

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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