How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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fack me!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Niki Minaj's ass

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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