What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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