"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Your social life

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Matt Damon

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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