What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A seal walks into a club.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Yo mamas so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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