- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Cows go moo.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Japan called... They need help.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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