What is 2+2? 4!

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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