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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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