- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

hey.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

A black guy with his family.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

LOL May Wong

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Nothing yet CC

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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