- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

verry nice how mUCH?

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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