Joay impistato is a fig

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

kiss me?

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

your mom

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

monkey sponge

what is big and white? the moon

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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