- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Ouch.

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Knock knock. Come in.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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