What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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