Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Jared Gough is a slut

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What is next?

Ha

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

Women's rights...

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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