- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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