What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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zebras

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obama

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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