What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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