If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Potato.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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