Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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