why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Woman's Rights

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69, hahaha

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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