- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a human?

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Six million.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Mitt Romney.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Hippopatomous!

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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