- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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