How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

penis hehehehe

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What's dead? Your mum.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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