- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

No. Yes.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

asian drivers.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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