What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Video Games

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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