A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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ha.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Alt F4

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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space is fun

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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