Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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That didn't hurt.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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