- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Which one is hardest?

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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