Women Voting

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Knock knock What

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Ham sandwich

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Are you a human?

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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Women

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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