What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Ham sandwich

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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haha, you're an orphan

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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