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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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