Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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You just won the game...

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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