Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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