Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Women

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Facebook...

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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