- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Black people. They are so kind.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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