- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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