Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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women playing football?

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Anti Joke

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