- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Hearpin my durp

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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