What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Anti Joke

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