Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Farts smell bad!

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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