Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Nobody cares.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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