what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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