- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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