Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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poop

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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the real mccoy

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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i'm not gay

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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