Enchilada

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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