How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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guess what chicken butt

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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