- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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