why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Cancer.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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dislike this...please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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man boobs

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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