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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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This one sucks!

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Anti Joke

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