Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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My butt!!!!

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