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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Hearpin my durp

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

So a black man hails a taxi...

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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