a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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hi. thats what she said.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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