Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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