- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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