Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Cows go moo.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Hearpin my durp

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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