- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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