Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Anagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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