Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Potato.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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marshal sterio had sex

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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