- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

yo momma so fat that she's fat

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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