A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Poop

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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