Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Doorbell salesman.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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