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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

Alex Eggbert

I have a crush on my dad.