Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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