- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

whats the best thing about polio...death

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

You should never talk to strangers.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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