- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Knock knock. Come in.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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