a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Anagram.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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