- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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