Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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I can Nazi

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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