what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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