How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

I like pom

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Womens Rights.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

Wats a joke?

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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