Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Women

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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