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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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