- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

how did little johnny die? i killed him

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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