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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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