- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Where's my shotgun

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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