Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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I enjoy anal.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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