why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Women's Sports

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Anti Joke

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