- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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